47 thoughts on “bear sits next to guy”

  1. You Cf says:

    Bear : what if you record me sitting next to you and post the video on youtube? You will have 33M views and get 33 K USD . We will split that and you will bring me as much salmon as I want. Deal?
    Guy: deal.

  2. cjleehaze says:

    Yogi saw the shotgun. If you ask me he's waiting for Human to pick it up "Come on. Pick it up. I dare you, i double dare you……. Got balls huh, i',m outta here, peace". But actually i was waiting for the bear to sit in the chair too. LoL.

  3. Channel 1 says:

    Bear: Hey! Human! Mind if I join you on this fine day?

    Person: Remains silent

    'I'll take that as a yes. You know something? I use to be a fisherman like you once, until I got reincarnated that is. I remember it like it was only yesterday, only it wasn't. More like a year ago now.'

    The bear sits down.

    'You might not know it, but I use to fish by here all the time when I was a human. Don't get me wrong, I still catch many a fish down here, but as a bear. I'll admit it's a lot more wet, and I don't exactly have a towel I can use after. I mean at least you have hands, but I guess we've got to be grateful for what we get these days.'

    The bear looks towards the river. 'This is a good spot you choose, I should know, it was my favourite afterall. Why I remember resting up here without a care in the world, feeling the wind on my perky red cheeks, watching the coulds in the sky move along like cotton candy, and thinking how I could never eat because it's always too far away. I should've turned into a bird.'

    The bear gets up. 'But on the plus side your set up is good, I like this chair you have. I often had one like it before-'

    Person: 'Hey! Hey! Hey!'

    The bear goes away. 'Geeze, alright, I'm leaving. Only wanted to talk, you douche. Gets lonely up here sometimes.'

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